Hockenjos Heaven: Splash Park with the Mason's

Tell Me How You Feel Derrick! Don't Hold Back!!!

Derrick had a very frustrating mishap at one of Tyler's baseball games this year. He came over to me at the bleachers where I was watching Ty's game and said, "I HATE THAT GIRL!" Let me remind you he is 2 and just now starting to speak in full sentences, so I was a little suprised at the vehemence that oozed from those four words. I looked at him and said, "Excuse me? What did you just say?" He again repeated, "I HATE THAT GIRL!"
I looked over at one of the other players mother and she was laughing really hard. I asked her if she saw what had happened. Apparently, a herd of kids were running around the area behind the bleachers, Derrick was 1 of the herd and the youngest. Derrick tripped and fell and the kids were running so fast that 1 of the girls couldn't veer away from him in time and basically ran him over. Sooo... as a result... HE HATES THAT GIRL!!!

Kids Say The Darndest Things

Mom: "Nate, please pick up the blocks before you go downstairs."
Nate: "I don't have time for that Mom!"

Mom: "We don't have a chimney, how do you think Santa is going to get in our house?"
Jared: "I think he dresses up like Daddy, knocks on the door and walks in saying 'Hi, I'm your dad!"

Mom: "Nate, you are bothering your brothers. Just zip it!"
Nate: "I don't have a zipper!"

Mom: "Nate, please go put the puzzles downstairs."
Nate: "Uggghhh...you're making me lose my mind!"

I just finished steaming the carpet in my living room and Nate started to pee in his pants. Here's what happened:
Mom: Nate! Don't pee on the carpet! Run to the tile!
Nate: Sorry Mom, I can't move! I'm peeing!

Nate: What's that sound?
Mom: The wind
Nate: Oh, I better plug my ears!

Jared: Look at the nest I made for my animals.
Mom: Wow... that's a neat nest. Let's go look where you got those pretty leaves.
Mom: Let's not use the fake tree anymore for making nests. The leaves you take off don't grow back. What do you think of how the tree looks now?
Tyler: It looks sad!

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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Splash Park with the Mason's

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